install theme

murphels:

uhg this illegal copy i downloaded is of shitty quality

THIS IS NOT WHAT I DIDN’T PAY FOR

(Source: skyprague)

  • Tumblr app: I'm done loading
  • Me: but what about all these blank pictures and gifs
  • Tumblr app: did I fucking stutter

I really hate when I have to close at work then open the next morning. Why would you do that?! Who benefits from that? No one. Because I’m exhausted when I get there, then you have an employee who’s not fully ready to be at work for a good hour. 

idiot—wind:

My birthday is soon…

idiot—wind:

My birthday is soon…

(Source: iansmolderholic)

when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that i can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s better and involves me

(Source: pizza)

renlybaratheeon:

you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week

but imagine the doctor as a lit teacher

  • Student: We don't know what the author actually meant, and they're dead, so it's not like we can go ask them.
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor:
  • Student:
  • The Doctor: brb